🎉 WELCOME TO ANDREWHASATRUCK.COM! 🎉
🚨 DO YOU HAVE A COUCH? A FRIDGE? A QUESTIONABLE IKEA PURCHASE? 🚨
WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, FRIEND, BECAUSE ANDREW HAS… A TRUCK! 🛻
🎊 IT’S A 1991 FORD LARIAT F-250! 🎊
You’ve seen trucks before. But have you seen THIS truck? No, you haven’t. This truck is BIG!.
🥳 NOW AVAILABLE (MAYBE) FOR ALL YOUR MOVING NEEDS! 🥳
HOW DOES IT WORK?
- 1️⃣ Submit a request!
- 2️⃣ Hold your breath!
- 3️⃣ Wait for Andrew’s sacred “DO I FEEL LIKE IT?” decision ritual!
- 4️⃣ MAYBE YOU GET A TRUCK! WOW!
✨ BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ✨
- Comes with a small transmission leak! (FREE OF CHARGE!)
- Features a reverse gear that almost works sometimes!
- Smells like gasoline, nostalgia, and raw masculinity!
🚨 ACT NOW! 🚨
Visit ANDREWHASATRUCK.COM or shout into the void, and Andrew might show up. Or he might not! That’s the magic of Andrew!
🌟 ANDREW HAS A TRUCK DOT COM! 🌟
“Moving your stuff, but only if I feel like it™.”
